The funniest conversation I have read all game

This is the funniest conversation I have read all game. I nearly fell over laughing.

Background: Sam made Gurinder and Mercedes swap AIM identities as a challenge right before the round 5 imprisonment (DJ). Thanks to a snide comment made by Julian right before he left, Gindi suspects that Soraya is not the Counteragent that she is claiming to be and is really a Spy.

Here, Gurinder, as Mercedes, is talking to Soraya, who doesn't know that she isn't really talking to Mercedes. Gindi is hoping to convince Soraya to imprison Mercedes (who was not in the alliance), and to make Soraya lose exiling immunity by guessing Mercedes/Frank as the swapped pair.

This chat isn't funny because of how easily Soraya is selling out her alliance-mates Frank, DJ, and Monica, but because of Gindi's antics. To fool Soraya, Gindi copied/pasted real things that Mercedes had said to him in other conversations to be convincing.


spies1Soraya (12:40:35 PM): mercedes!
spies1Mercedes (12:40:42 PM): hola sori!
spies1Soraya (12:40:50 PM): where oh where have you been?
spies1Mercedes (12:41:00 PM): things have been busy around here in columbia!
spies1Mercedes (12:41:05 PM): como esta?
spies1Soraya (12:41:43 PM): muy muy bein
spies1Mercedes (12:41:52 PM): thats good
spies1Soraya (12:42:02 PM): yes, how have you been up with the game?
spies1Soraya (12:42:09 PM): what do you think so far?
spies1Mercedes (12:42:11 PM): i guess i am trying to manage
spies1Mercedes (12:42:20 PM): it is pretty neat but i have been busy as can be
spies1Mercedes (12:42:26 PM): i have to admit i have been pretty inactive pregame
spies1Soraya (12:42:50 PM): what do you think about the spies? any suspicions
spies1Mercedes (12:43:41 PM): i think its good we got 2 spies ** cheers **
spies1Soraya (12:44:07 PM): yea but now we have one more to go
spies1Mercedes (12:44:12 PM): i kno that is bad
spies1Soraya (12:44:20 PM): whodo you think is a spy?
spies1Soraya (12:44:24 PM): personall I think frank is
spies1Mercedes (12:44:29 PM): i think he could
spies1Mercedes (12:44:44 PM): i think guri could be a spy he is always in the big vote
spies1Soraya (12:44:55 PM): yes, he is pretty fishy
spies1Soraya (12:45:09 PM): to tell you the truth I don't think I've talked to him as much
spies1Mercedes (12:45:24 PM): well he was on topo of the active list and i was at the bottom
spies1Mercedes (12:45:39 PM): i talked to him once and he seems i dont know lol just a chatty kathy
spies1Soraya (12:45:50 PM): yes just like Dj
spies1Soraya (12:45:54 PM): they are both so optimistic
spies1Mercedes (12:45:56 PM): dj is nice
spies1Soraya (12:46:04 PM): too optimistic
spies1Mercedes (12:46:04 PM): i dont think i would vote for dj ever i really like him
spies1Soraya (12:46:12 PM): eh I'm not so sure
spies1Soraya (12:46:22 PM): I mean he's a jock wanting to become a teacher?
spies1Soraya (12:46:27 PM): who in their right mindwould do that?
spies1Mercedes (12:46:36 PM): he can if he wants
spies1Soraya (12:46:45 PM): I just don't know
spies1Mercedes (12:46:55 PM): well there are some people i will never vote for
spies1Soraya (12:46:59 PM): liek who?.
spies1Mercedes (12:47:04 PM): that is frank dj and marion
spies1Mercedes (12:47:11 PM): they are all really nice to me i can never vote them off
spies1Soraya (12:47:20 PM): oh really?
spies1Mercedes (12:47:30 PM): yeap
spies1Soraya (12:47:33 PM): wow you picked all the people that I'm not particularly fond of
spies1Mercedes (12:47:39 PM): oh well thats not good lol
spies1Soraya (12:47:53 PM): i suspect everyone
spies1Soraya (12:47:58 PM): some more than others
spies1Mercedes (12:48:23 PM): my big suspects are emma guri monica and someone else that i cant tell you lol because youmight be mad if i said so i will keep quiet
spies1Mercedes (12:48:59 PM): but it was only because frank and marion told me so and dj too
spies1Mercedes (12:50:41 PM): are you there?
spies1Soraya (12:51:02 PM): sorry I was calling to my maid to fetch me brakfast
spies1Mercedes (12:51:12 PM): oh well isnt that nice is she columbia
spies1Mercedes (12:51:14 PM): columbian
spies1Soraya (12:51:21 PM): nope,
spies1Soraya (12:51:24 PM): she's mexican
spies1Mercedes (12:51:32 PM): good i hate when my people are slaved it is discrimination
spies1Soraya (12:51:48 PM): i know what you mean
spies1Soraya (12:51:52 PM): what do you mean I'll be mad?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:05 PM): well you are the only one i cant tell who i suspect this one girl she is sneaky
spies1Soraya (12:52:21 PM): how come you can't tell me?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:27 PM): because i cant you would get mad
spies1Soraya (12:52:30 PM): why?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:39 PM): because you would
spies1Soraya (12:52:45 PM): hahaha
spies1Soraya (12:52:52 PM): my dear, you are refering to me?
spies1Mercedes (12:53:02 PM): i cant tell maybe but i shouldnt sya
spies1Soraya (12:53:12 PM): its pretty obvious mercedes
spies1Mercedes (12:53:21 PM): ok ok yes
spies1Soraya (12:53:27 PM): I see,
spies1Mercedes (12:53:30 PM): i was refrenching you
spies1Soraya (12:53:34 PM): why would you suspect us?
spies1Mercedes (12:53:43 PM): but only because i was told you were a spy
spies1Soraya (12:53:48 PM): by who?
spies1Mercedes (12:53:55 PM): marion and frank and dj told me
spies1Mercedes (12:54:04 PM): but dotn tell them i told this is our secret i hate whenpeople get mad at me
spies1Soraya (12:54:08 PM): all three of them hah
spies1Mercedes (12:54:28 PM): well frank and marion told me to my face buyt they said dj was thinking it to
spies1Soraya (12:54:36 PM): little devils
spies1Mercedes (12:54:48 PM): well it is just their opinion dont get worked up its a game lol
spies1Soraya (12:54:56 PM): no its not a game
spies1Soraya (12:54:58 PM): its our lives
spies1Mercedes (12:55:04 PM): i really want to win so i will do what i have to but we all need to realize that its not personal
spies1Soraya (12:55:14 PM): of course iti sd
spies1Mercedes (12:55:18 PM): well i mean from a real life standpoint
spies1Soraya (12:55:29 PM): my life has been ruined because of this stupid war
spies1Mercedes (12:55:30 PM): there are consequences always
spies1Soraya (12:55:40 PM): just because I wanted to by some silk
spies1Soraya (12:55:49 PM): and now I'm on the brink of life and death
spies1Mercedes (12:55:54 PM): well my life is good because no one suspects me thats pretty cool lol
spies1Soraya (12:56:03 PM): hah don't be so sure of yourself
spies1Mercedes (12:56:06 PM): ewll i guess you need to play good luck i think we all nee dto work
spies1Mercedes (12:56:17 PM): well everyone says i will not be voted for because i am not a spy
spies1Soraya (12:56:23 PM): Josh suspects you
spies1Mercedes (12:56:41 PM): why i didnt do anything i am not a spy
spies1Soraya (12:56:47 PM): you've been inactive
spies1Mercedes (12:56:53 PM): yes a spy would be active
spies1Soraya (12:57:05 PM): I don't think your a spy because of that reason
spies1Soraya (12:57:23 PM): but as for frank, dj, and marion
spies1Mercedes (12:57:31 PM): they are not spies i trust them a lot
spies1Soraya (12:57:36 PM): i don't think so
spies1Mercedes (12:57:44 PM): josh told me that monica suspected me not him
spies1Soraya (12:57:51 PM): oh yes monica too
spies1Mercedes (12:58:14 PM): ooooooooookkkkkkk monica is a spy then
spies1Mercedes (12:58:19 PM): only spies suspect citizens
spies1Soraya (12:58:39 PM): I've had my suspicions about that bitch since day one
spies1Soraya (12:58:55 PM): and they amplified when she completley took me out of the challenge
spies1Soraya (12:59:06 PM): I wanted to stranggle her ever since
spies1Soraya (12:59:13 PM): frank also suspects monica
spies1Mercedes (12:59:19 PM): what a mean girl
spies1Soraya (12:59:24 PM): I know
spies1Mercedes (12:59:35 PM): josh said you are a spy
spies1Mercedes (12:59:37 PM): why did he say that
spies1Soraya (12:59:44 PM): copy and paste exactly what he said
spies1Mercedes (12:59:49 PM): how do you copy and paste
spies1Mercedes (1:00:41 PM): is it the hight thing and you press copy and then you put past here
spies1Soraya (1:00:52 PM): yes
spies1Mercedes (1:00:55 PM): ok i will do that
spies1Mercedes (1:01:05 PM): spies1Josh: soraya is trying to create trouble
spies1Mercedes (1:01:11 PM): spies1Josh: i think she is the spy now
spies1Soraya (1:01:17 PM): how did that happen?
spies1Mercedes (1:01:18 PM): spies1Josh: because at the last exile
spies1Mercedes (1:01:24 PM): spies1Josh: she said that we should vote out a citizen
spies1Mercedes (1:01:32 PM): spies1Josh: i mean
spies1Josh: who would say that
spies1Mercedes (1:01:39 PM): spies1Josh: so yes. vote soraya next time
spies1Mercedes (1:02:05 PM): because i ask him why did heeeeee sayyyyy thattttttt i was a spy and i thot it was dum for him 2 say that about me
spies1Mercedes (1:02:14 PM): and he said you r causin truble
spies1Soraya (1:02:21 PM): what al ittle bastard
spies1Mercedes (1:02:38 PM): is he a spy
spies1Soraya (1:02:43 PM): I don't know
spies1Mercedes (1:02:48 PM): should i talk to him or no
spies1Soraya (1:02:49 PM): but if he obviously suspects me
spies1Mercedes (1:02:59 PM): but you might be a spy i cant be for sure
spies1Soraya (1:03:05 PM): ugh these people are pissing meoff
spies1Mercedes (1:03:16 PM): well they can always be imprison
spies1Soraya (1:03:28 PM): good, put them out of the way
spies1Mercedes (1:03:35 PM): who do you think might get imprison
spies1Mercedes (1:03:52 PM): i hope not frank marion or dj or i will be sad i will have no line of support that would suck lol
spies1Mercedes (1:03:58 PM): they are my top informers
spies1Soraya (1:03:59 PM): I don't know, I hope Frank
spies1Mercedes (1:04:03 PM): no
spies1Mercedes (1:04:05 PM): i like frank
spies1Soraya (1:04:11 PM): I don't think so
spies1Mercedes (1:04:13 PM): yes
spies1Mercedes (1:04:16 PM): he is a nice guy
spies1Soraya (1:04:23 PM): sure he is
spies1Soraya (1:04:30 PM): I bet he's a spy under all that stupidity
spies1Mercedes (1:04:46 PM): he he is not a spy he cant he has been a brother to me that is wrong dont say tha tplesae
spies1Mercedes (1:05:14 PM): sometimes in a came you need friends and he is always being a friend so we have to be trusting
spies1Mercedes (1:05:28 PM): maybe you will be impriosned we will see
spies1Mercedes (1:05:41 PM): i just know i will be safe because i am not a spy and the speis know i am not a threat
spies1Soraya (1:05:55 PM): excyse me?
spies1Mercedes (1:05:59 PM): but they are in for a shock i am always online and i get a lot of messages other than aIM
spies1Soraya (1:05:59 PM): excuse me?*
spies1Mercedes (1:06:18 PM): i said maybe you will be imprisoned we cant be for sure so just stop saying frank will he is a good guy
spies1Mercedes (1:06:31 PM): dont get mad at me i am trying to be nice lol
spies1Mercedes (1:06:43 PM): i need to make up for what i was missing but i wasnt issing with all my messages
spies1Mercedes (1:07:28 PM): hello are you there
spies1Soraya (1:07:33 PM): yes I'm litsening
spies1Mercedes (1:07:40 PM): well i am finished do you want to talk
spies1Soraya (1:07:54 PM): are you trying to win the swap game?
spies1Mercedes (1:08:10 PM): what there is a swap game
spies1Mercedes (1:08:21 PM): oh is that the thing sam posted he told everyone to be online
spies1Mercedes (1:08:56 PM): yes i want to win the swap game
spies1Mercedes (1:09:23 PM): but it is hard because i dont know how some people normally are so you could be lying to me
spies1Mercedes (1:09:47 PM): im sure no one is normally as bitchy as you are being so you are probably swapped i am tellign teh real soraya that someone messed with your name
spies1Soraya (1:10:20 PM): haha
spies1Soraya (1:10:40 PM): you never know
spies1Soraya (1:10:44 PM): I could be, I could be not
spies1Mercedes (1:10:48 PM): you have to be
spies1Mercedes (1:10:56 PM): because peopel arent normally this mean
spies1Soraya (1:11:15 PM): well maybe it is true
spies1Mercedes (1:11:31 PM): no soraya was a nice person i knew you were swapped
spies1Soraya (1:11:45 PM): when did you talk to soraya?
spies1Mercedes (1:11:53 PM): y r u being mean
spies1Mercedes (1:12:02 PM): becuz ont he forum she was rly nice
spies1Mercedes (1:12:25 PM): and i read some chat rooms from the exiling i am not stupid you know like everyone else thinks
spies1Soraya (1:12:36 PM): I'm not so sure
spies1Mercedes (1:12:53 PM): in the exile chats you were nice
spies1Mercedes (1:12:58 PM): this is not soraya
spies1Mercedes (1:13:33 PM): soraya is not a bitch
spies1Mercedes (1:13:42 PM): only gerta and gigi were a bitch
spies1Soraya (1:13:57 PM): gig was a bitch?
spies1Mercedes (1:14:08 PM): yes she was always darling and stuff it got on my nerves
spies1Soraya (1:14:27 PM): maybe your the one whose swapped
spies1Mercedes (1:14:44 PM): well i kno wi didnt but you cant know for sure
spies1Mercedes (1:15:15 PM): but i dont care about the swap i dont need immunity so i am not even going to take a guess at which are the 2 who swapped because i am probably safe
spies1Soraya (1:15:26 PM): this can't be mercedes
spies1Mercedes (1:15:33 PM): think what you wnat to
spies1Soraya (1:15:37 PM): mercedes isn't as stupid as frank
spies1Mercedes (1:15:43 PM): what frnak is nice
spies1Mercedes (1:15:46 PM): he is smart that was rude
spies1Soraya (1:15:51 PM): lol
spies1Soraya (1:16:00 PM): thanking for giving yourself away frank
spies1Mercedes (1:16:08 PM): fuck you bitch

("Mercedes" blocks Soraya on her buddy list; Frank signs on AIM)

spies1Mercedes (1:17:02 PM): i hope you liekd being block there is frank that proves i am not him
spies1Soraya (1:17:11 PM): LOL
spies1Soraya (1:17:16 PM): don't take me as stupid
spies1Mercedes (1:17:22 PM): i am telling him what you told me
spies1Soraya (1:17:30 PM): do whatever the hell you want
spies1Mercedes (1:17:50 PM): you swapped i know it you are being a bitch
spies1Mercedes (1:18:21 PM): frank said he didnt switch i trust him
spies1Soraya (1:18:25 PM): well who do you think I am?
spies1Mercedes (1:18:33 PM): u are probably i dont know
spies1Mercedes (1:18:42 PM): someone who likes to be abitch
spies1Mercedes (1:18:50 PM): well gigi is gone so you cant be her
spies1Mercedes (1:19:37 PM): ok frank and josh might be voting for you
spies1Mercedes (1:19:43 PM): you should have been nice to me but i guess not
spies1Soraya (1:19:43 PM): lol
spies1Soraya (1:19:47 PM): hahah
spies1Soraya (1:20:04 PM): i just like to thank you once again for giving me immunity
spies1Mercedes (1:20:21 PM): you didnt get immunity i did not switch
spies1Mercedes (1:20:29 PM): cmon dont say we switched we never did
spies1Soraya (1:20:57 PM): how am I supposed to know
spies1Mercedes (1:21:13 PM): because i am a trusting person
spies1Mercedes (1:21:21 PM): y do u think we r swapped
spies1Soraya (1:21:40 PM): never mind i don't feel like wasting my time naymore
spies1Mercedes (1:21:41 PM): i went 2 my screename not franks
spies1Mercedes (1:21:52 PM): thanks i knew you would come to your senses
spies1Mercedes (1:22:05 PM): we are defiantly not a swapping pair so make sure not to pick us
spies1Soraya (1:23:09 PM): you just gave yourself away

("Mercedes" pretends to accidentally type something to Frank in the wrong IM)

spies1Mercedes (1:23:10 PM): yeah she is so if she thinks we swapped lets vote for her ass
spies1Soraya (1:23:12 PM): you just signed off
spies1Mercedes (1:23:13 PM): oh wrong IM
spies1Mercedes (1:23:14 PM): d
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): sdf
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): asd
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): fasdf
spies1Mercedes (1:23:16 PM): ds
spies1Soraya (1:23:17 PM): and then signed back on
spies1Mercedes (1:23:35 PM): did not
spies1Mercedes (1:23:39 PM): wtf did not
spies1Soraya (1:24:42 PM): yes you did
spies1Mercedes (1:24:52 PM): thats wrong
spies1Mercedes (1:24:59 PM): stop it ok just stop
spies1Soraya (1:25:08 PM): whatever
spies1Mercedes (1:25:15 PM): see you exiled bitch
spies1Mercedes (1:25:26 PM): u r going down
spies1Soraya (1:25:29 PM): haha
spies1Soraya (1:25:36 PM): you don't even know who I am
spies1Mercedes (1:25:40 PM): dj marion frank josh and me are voting for u
spies1Mercedes (1:26:00 PM): as long as none of us get exiled you can say bye to this game you spy
spies1Soraya (1:27:47 PM): LOL
spies1Soraya (1:27:53 PM): thats what you think sweetheart
spies1Soraya (1:28:01 PM): you haven'
spies1Soraya (1:28:05 PM): t even talked to DJ
spies1Soraya (1:28:09 PM): or Marion
spies1Mercedes (1:28:13 PM): wtf i talked to marion
spies1Soraya (1:28:19 PM): when?
spies1Mercedes (1:28:26 PM): ok ok i didnt talk to them directly but i can do it
spies1Mercedes (1:28:35 PM): i can just lie in spymail :-D
spies1Soraya (1:28:43 PM): like they'll beleive you
spies1Mercedes (1:28:49 PM): yes they will why not
spies1Soraya (1:28:51 PM): honestly Frank you gave yourself away
spies1Mercedes (1:29:19 PM): i am not frank i have told you for the 34234234 time
spies1Mercedes (1:29:35 PM): you are just mad that i am the one that taked you down
spies1Soraya (1:29:41 PM): haha not really
spies1Soraya (1:29:50 PM): I'm just happy that you gave me immunity
spies1Mercedes (1:29:51 PM): shit she caught on
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): wrong IM
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): adf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): sdf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): dfd
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): sf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): sd
spies1Mercedes (1:30:05 PM): you didnt get immunity you are wrong
spies1Mercedes (1:30:12 PM): dont say frank and me that isnt the truth
spies1Soraya (1:30:51 PM): deny it all you want
spies1Mercedes (1:30:52 PM): ** sigh ** you will need to find out on ur own.
spies1Soraya (1:30:57 PM): zi will
spies1Soraya (1:31:17 PM): today I will
spies1Mercedes (1:31:25 PM): lies
spies1Mercedes (1:31:31 PM): i hope you are fucking exiled
spies1Mercedes (1:31:34 PM): you fucking bitch
spies1Soraya (1:31:37 PM): its not gonna happen babes
spies1Mercedes (1:31:52 PM): maybe you willg et mprisoned you worthless slut.
spies1Soraya (1:32:11 PM): blah blah
spies1Mercedes (1:32:18 PM): as long as dj marion frank josh and me ar enot imprisoned we have a majority have fun losing spy.
spies1Soraya (1:32:28 PM): LOL
spies1Soraya (1:32:33 PM): you are so stupid
spies1Mercedes (1:32:47 PM): i am not wtf
spies1Mercedes (1:33:04 PM): you are a disgrace columbia is ashamed
spies1Soraya (1:33:14 PM): columbia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:24 PM): yes thats right bitch
spies1Soraya (1:33:43 PM): where in colombia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:50 PM): a village in the mountians
spies1Soraya (1:33:51 PM): where are you from in columbia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:55 PM): i am not telling you might find me
spies1Mercedes (1:34:01 PM): you fucking freak
spies1Soraya (1:34:07 PM): once again you just gave yourself away
spies1Mercedes (1:34:12 PM): ugh
spies1Mercedes (1:34:13 PM): shit
spies1Mercedes (1:34:14 PM): shiot
spies1Mercedes (1:34:15 PM): shit
spies1Mercedes (1:34:17 PM): DIE and go to exile
spies1Mercedes (2:05:49 PM): bitch i am not the swapper
spies1Mercedes (2:06:08 PM): i cant belive u think that 2 it is all wrong.
spies1Soraya (2:07:16 PM): whatever
spies1Mercedes (2:07:27 PM): why are you saying me and frank swapped
spies1Mercedes (2:07:34 PM): we didnt
spies1Soraya (2:07:46 PM): ok fine
spies1Mercedes (2:07:50 PM): ok good
spies1Mercedes (2:08:08 PM): just dont say frank and mercedes swapped because that isnt the correct answer
spies1Soraya (2:16:01 PM): arey ou talking to caroline?